Movie Parodies

Nisar Sufi Presents Bet you never saw this one coming. The worlds of Star Wars and Dragon Ball Z collide in an epic crossover!  Cover Designed by Farooq Qaisrani. "So they finally decided to join the Republic." Anakin Skywalker said with a smug look on his face. He was standing alongside Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Captain of the star cruiser they were traveling in. "The people of Kashmir are philosophers." Obi-Wan explained studying the hologram in front of them. "It is no surprise that they took so long to respond to our request." "We're nearing our destination." The Captain announced. Just as the words left his mouth they saw the light blue aura of the planet they were about to board soon. Suddenly, the lights around the room began blinking rapidly and the klaxons started blaring. A clone soldier walked into the room. "Sir, I think we have Separatist presence on Kashmir." "Strange." Obi-Wan commented rubbing his beard...

Nisar Sufi Presents The Expendables Parody (A parody of The Expendables (2010) written by David Callaham and Sylvester Stallone) Plot: After Sylvester’s team fails to save Pakistani sailors from Somali pirates, he must gather his group for one final mission. Main Characters Sylvester (Sly) Jason Jet Li Dolph Terry Mr. Church Stone Cold President Barack Obama Chapter1 2:34 AM, Karachi Sea. ‘’Okay team we’re going in,’’ The team leader Sylvester said.   Jason, Jet Li, Dolph and Terry followed him to the base of the ship. Suddenly, Jet Li stepped on something wet.   ‘’Boss I think the ship is sinking!’’ He shouted.   ‘’No mate, that’s just the hostage’s urine. They can’t get proper washrooms here.’’ Jason explained.   ‘’He thinks he’s white,’’ Dolph mocked the martial artist. ‘’That’s why he didn’t realize the liquid is as yellow as his skin.’’   ‘’Shut up assholes,’’ Sly told them. ‘’This is the door, on my mark.’’   He counted to three then kicked the door o...

Nisar Sufi presents BattleFish Parody of the 2012 sci-fi action movie Battleship starring Taylor Kitsch and Rihanna in the lead roles. Plot: Hassan and Shahwath must save the entire planet from an alien invasion. Intro IN 2005, SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED A DISTANT PLANET BELIEVED TO HAVE A CLIMATE NEARLY IDENTICAL TO EARTH. IN 2006, NASA BUILT A TRANSMISSION DEVICE FIVE TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY BEFORE IT, AND A PROGRAM TO CONTACT THE PLANET BEGAN. IT WAS KNOWN AS THE CONDOM PROJECT ALSO IN 2006, A MALE TEENAGER GAVE BIRTH, AFTER FUCKING HIMSELF… Present day, Condom Project Center.   ‘’We sent a signal to the target planet.’’ The lead scientist announced. ‘’Luckily, they don’t know we’re Americans so they’ll think it’s a friendly message. Or what I like to call it, SMS to outer space.’’   Rehan was one of the innovators of this project and sat next to his colleagues behind more than 20 computer screens.   ‘’You know this will be like the British discovering India. But this ...

Thor – The Mighty parody Plot Thorn is sentenced to Earth for disobeying his father’s order. Now, he must adapt to the human way until he gets a chance to return. Intro ‘’What’s that?’’ Amanda asked her colleagues.   They were in their van loaded with science experimental stuff in the desert. The inside of the vehicle looked like a prototype for Area 51.   ‘’Maybe a rainbow.’’ Professor Abdullah said.   ‘’No dumbass there ain’t no rainbows at night.’’ Amanda told him.   ‘’Behave Amanda.’’ Natalie said pushing hair away from her face. ‘’Let’s get a closer look.’’ She slammed her foot hard on the pedal.   ‘’Wait Natalie-‘’ Abdullah screamed and almost fell down when the van was engaged in full speed.   There a huge cylinder of dusty wind miles in front of them. A rainbow color was showing up inside.   Natalie intended to get closer to it but the force of the wind pulled them inside.   ‘’What the fuck!?’’ Abud screamed as their van was sliding round ...