Movie Parodies

Nisar Sufi’s 3 Bakras Plot Three friends namely Shahwath (Shava), Saimul and Rehan find their bags tied together in a classroom. They must unloosen the bags before Math class. Chapter1 7:40 AM, assembly.   Arabic prayer then English prayer then Pathan roti.   ‘’Why this Pathan roti Cheap?...’’ Obaidullah started singing on the stage.   ‘’Racism!’’ Abid Sir shouted near the stage.   Ms. Cecily approached Obaid after five minutes of climbing up the steps in her uncomfortable sari.   ‘’I will not tolerate this kind of behavior inside this school.’’ Cecily explained then gave such a long lecture that it reached the assembly endtime.   ‘’OK boys.’’ Mustafa Sir started. ‘’Gaand gave me two rears. Pathan roti I do not want-u hear it-u. Assembly disperse-u.’’   ‘’Kya lodu assembly thi yaar.’’ Shahwath remarked to Umair.   Rehan approached the two whilst they were heading out of the girls’ play area.   ‘’Main samjha Mustafa ne kaha Oye lodus I’m singi...

Nisar Sufi’s The Longest Yard – a Cricket story Plot  Muneeb Ul Haq was banned from playing all forms of cricket after a match-fixing case. Three years later he Is given a chance of redemption to lead a team of prison inmates against the facility’s guards. Note: Inspired by the 2005 screenplay The Longest Yard written by Sheldon Turner. Original screenplay written by Albert S. Ruddy and Tracy Keenan Wynn in 1974. Intro ‘’Get your lazy ass up.’’ Margaret told her husband. ‘’The guests are here.’’   ‘’Muneeb was lying back up on the bed watching TV. ‘’So what? I’m not here to entertain them.’’ He said without looking at her.   The blonde wife was wearing a purple dress which specifically showed her big breasts. ‘’Either go downstairs or go out of the house.’’ She said pulled the quilt from underneath his body.   ‘’I choose the latter,’’ he almost slipped out of bed but managed to land safely.   Muneeb threw the TV remote control at her and it landed between her ti...

Nisar Sufi's From Paris with Love Plot:  A Pakistani guy goes in search of his girlfriend who has received the wrong job acceptance letter and is now going to the more evil side of the film industry. Chapter1 ‘’1 more run dude!’’ ‘’Don’t hit it for a six.’’ ‘’Can’t you see the gaps!?’’   Those loud instructions were passing into the mind of Bilal Maqsood. He was playing a not-so-official match in his school’s cricket playground. His long-term sports rival Hassam had the ball in his hand. He started his run up. Bilal’s sweat was running so fast that it felt like warm piss.   Across the field, near the canteen, a beautiful blonde girl was walking in an attractive style. Her ass made Bilal’s dick stand up. CRACK!   Shit my dick leaked while I was standing, Bilal thought sadly.   ‘’What the hell!?’’ One of Bilal’s teammates shouted.   ‘’Fuck you dude!’’ Another one sarcastically congratulated him.   Hassam was hi-fiving his teammates as Bilal dropped the...

Nisar Sufi's One Last Roti (The following story is 100% non-racist) Plot: Ahsan Khan, a Pathan, must avenge the death of his brothers once and for all. Intro Ahsan Khan was sitting in front of the television set watching a most important interview.   ‘’So are you delighted with your performance?’’ The interviewee asked.   ‘’I’m a very happy, I am delighted. I am Man of the Serious, we are Winner of the 3-nil Serious.’’ Saeed Ajmal replied.   Ahsan started laughing his balls out.   He’s not even a Pathan and his English is so bad, he thought munching on his naswar-flavored popcorn.   The front door slapped open and his Filipino wife entered with her arms crossed.   ‘’Pathan I want you to tell that beggar outside to leave us the fuck away.’’ She said infuriated.   ‘’Why?’’ He asked with his mouth full of the crunchy bites.   ‘’Because yesterday I had sex with him and today he gave me a book ‘How to Fuck’.’’    Ahsan’s cellphone beeped. ‘’O...

Nisar Sufi’s Mission Possible - Ghost Photoshop (Parody of Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol) -The Most Awaited Parody of ALL Time- Plot Agent Hassam’s WTF team is framed by Russian terrorists on a count of blowing up the Kremlin. Now WTF must unite again and stop this organization before they launch a nuclear war with the States. Praise ‘’Better than the original.’’ – Tom Cruise. ‘’I hope Nisar Mustafa parodies my Don 2.’’ – SRK. ‘’Defies even the Laws of my Physics.’’ – Rajinikanth. ‘’Astounding, admirable and all the other complicated words for AWWsum in the British language. – BBC. ‘’WTF!’’ – Gulf News. ‘’FTW!’’ – Khaleej Times. ‘’’Sexiest story from the sexiest writer.’’ – Humaima Malik. Intro Budapest, Hungary.   Two men in suits were chasing an American on top a tall building. The paused near the edge to shoot the enemy with their pistols.   The American jumped off the roof (miraculously missing all the bullets) and turned in mid-air to shoot them straight in the cock...