Movie Parodies

The Kangers – Earth’s Mightiest Zeroes Plot:  A group of elite superheroes must stop Luli (Loki) from ruling over the earth. Intro The S.H.I.T team of scientists and armed men and women were arranged in the main laboratory. Professor Mahmud was ready to conduct the earth's greatest experiment. ''By harnessing its power,'' Mahmud told Dick Chudi. ''America will garner an unlimited supply of energy.'' ''So boss we'll use it to help loadshedding in Pakistan right?'' Cockeye asked the S.H.I.T Commander. ''Yes, of course.'' Dick replied. ''After we actually get Osama's ass.'' The object of unlimited power began illuminating a shiny white light. Then a figure emerged from the light and it was still not visible clearly after the light had gone. ''Oh no!'' An armed guard shrieked. ''Prof you've made us go blind.'' ''No you dumbasses. You've all still got y...

 Freddy Vs Jason (Parody) Daddy Vs Mason Plot: Daddy Screw-her offers both Bilawal and Saimul a chance to kill Mason Suck-cheese so that Daddy himself can rule over the teenagers of F Street. Intro ‘’Ahhh!’’ The teenager screamed   He felt the exhilarating pain in his buttocks.   It was flowing through his entire body.   Suddenly, a Sony HD-TV screen came on showing two gay-looking people dresses in black suits with roses in the front pockets.    ‘’Hello Mahmud,’’ Both said in unison. ‘’We’d like to play a game.’’   ‘’Shi-‘’ Mahmud blurted out.   ‘’Exactly.’’ Bilawal said.   ‘’There is a huge transparent pipe inserted in your anus which is taking all of your fluids. In other words your shit.’’ Saimul explained.   Mahmud was sitting on a toilet. The veins in his neck were clearly prominent.   ‘’Now you have only 20 seconds left.’’ Bilawal stated.   ‘’The objective of the game is to say shit before the time runs out.’’ Saimul sai...

Plot: Mr. Masoom is still alive, but must face Dicksaw again. Masoom is trapped in a lonely room with only one ally. Will our literary hero finally end this crazy series once and for all? Intro The air felt thick. It also felt like a fat man’s fart against the hero’s face. He woke up to a lovely aroma similar to shit. In actuality it was shit.   Thud.   ‘’Ouch.’’ Mr. Masoom had banged his head against a pipe connected to the wall.    He got up wearily dusting off his pants.   ‘’Wait a second.’’ Masoom gazed at utter blackness. ‘’I can speak. I can speak!’’   Fluorescent lights came on in the room. Masoom realized where he was just by glancing at the dirty tiled floors. This was a washroom.   There was a TV screen on the wall in the midst of the room. Masoom faced it straight from where he stood at one corner of the room. A dead body was lying on the floor, face-down in the middle of the room. Dicksaw’s puppet greeted him when the screen lit up. A camer...