Movie Parodies

Nisar Sufi's Machli 2 (Parody of Don 2 written by Farhan Akhtar) Plot International criminal Shahwath surrenders himself to the justice system. But are his intensions noble? Introducing 2 new hit songs! Intro Buraimi, Oman. ‘’Ab Asia ka underworld ka Badshah main hu - I am the Fish!   Mujse zyada machli kah ne wala koi criminal hi nahi   Main tho-‘’   ‘’Why this Pathan roti Cheap?   Why this Pathan roti Cheap?-‘’   Boom!   ‘’Hey who turned off the fucking radio?’’ A fat man wearing only a doti entered the room.   He realized that not only the radio had been shut off it had been shot off.   ‘’Mera FM channel ko change kar ne ki ainda ghalthi na kar na.’’ Shahwath said.   He had his initial S marked on his upper arm with a blade in fish stle.   The three armed men in the room enclosed on the internationally-wanted criminal.   ‘’Now we don’t take orders from you Shava.’’ The plump Bengali told him.   ‘’Kyun kaano mein Pathan ki mu...

Plot A serial killer named Daddy is trying to kill unsuspecting teenagers in their dreams. Now it’s up to the teenagers to bring him out to their world! Chapter1 Bilawal was sitting in a café in which was a popular teenage hangout. He had a coffee mug in his grasp and kept banging it against the table.   ‘’Hey waitress,’’ Bilawal called the young lady passing him by. ‘’Can I get another cup of coffee?’’   The waitress didn’t seem to hear him and entered the kitchen leaving him all alone. He entered the kitchen although he could’ve just waited on the table.   The kitchen smelled like shit. Bilawal saw tea pouches lying all over the counters. He looked more closely at them.   ‘’Whoa!’’ Bilawal shouted in surprise.   There weren’t ten pouches inside the mugs. But different-colored condoms dripping semen and filling the cups drop by drop. The labels on the condoms read Lipton Condom.   Bilawal saw coffee containers. He opened one jar and it smelled like shit! ...