Freddy Vs Jason (Parody) - Daddy Vs Mason

 Freddy Vs Jason (Parody)

Daddy Vs Mason

Plot: Daddy Screw-her offers both Bilawal and Saimul a chance to kill Mason Suck-cheese so that Daddy himself can rule over the teenagers of F Street.

Intro

‘’Ahhh!’’ The teenager screamed

  He felt the exhilarating pain in his buttocks.

  It was flowing through his entire body.

  Suddenly, a Sony HD-TV screen came on showing two gay-looking people dresses in black suits with roses in the front pockets.

   ‘’Hello Mahmud,’’ Both said in unison. ‘’We’d like to play a game.’’

  ‘’Shi-‘’ Mahmud blurted out.

  ‘’Exactly.’’ Bilawal said.

  ‘’There is a huge transparent pipe inserted in your anus which is taking all of your fluids. In other words your shit.’’ Saimul explained.

  Mahmud was sitting on a toilet. The veins in his neck were clearly prominent.

  ‘’Now you have only 20 seconds left.’’ Bilawal stated.

  ‘’The objective of the game is to say shit before the time runs out.’’ Saimul said. ‘’And before your shit runs out too haha.’’

  The screen went off and showed 15 seconds remaining.

  Those bastards, Mahmud thought. They wasted my time on purpose.

  With all his remaining energy Mahmud took a deep breath and waited for the timer to reach its closing seconds.

  When it reached five seconds left Mahmud shrieked. ‘’Shi……….p.’’

  ‘’Ahhh! He farted and every muscle in his body burned. His skin color turned ghost pale. The veins stuck almost outside the skin,

  A door in front of him automatically opened to let Dicksaw walk inside the smelly bathroom.

  ‘’Smells like shit,’’ Saimul said holding his nose.

  All of a sudden, a cool wind flew through the room and it formed a figure in front of them.

  ‘’Dude are those razorblade cuts?’’ Bilawal asked the figure in front of them.

  Shut up mortal,’’ the stranger said. ‘’I’m Daddy Screw-her.’’

  ‘’Screw who?’’ Saimul asked with a blank expression.

  ‘’Shut up bitch. I’m looking for somebody called Dicksaw.’’’

  ‘’Here he is.’’ Bilawal said with a smile.

  ‘’You?’’

  ‘’No.’’

  Daddy pointed a finger towards Saimul. ‘’Then you?’’

  ‘’No,’’’

  ‘’Then who the fuck is he?’’

  ‘’He’s both of us.’’ The two said at the same time.

  ‘’That’s gay.’’ Daddy said rubbing his hands with his dildo fingers. ‘’I have an offer. An enemy of mine Mason Suck-cheese is killing lots of teenagers in F Street. I need you to take care of him.’’

  ‘’And what will we get in return?’’ Bilawal asked.

  ‘’You’ll get enough bodies to torture for a decade.’’ Daddy said waving his dildos at Bilawal’s face.

  Both of them woke up in the control room. The cameras showed Mahmud sitting dead on the toilet seat. 

  ‘’I had the weirdest dream.’’ Bilawal told his partner rubbing the side of his head.

  Chapter1

‘’Oh yeah, baby!’’ Hassan screamed.

  ‘’Yes baby!’’ Fathe screamed.

  ‘’I’m gonna give it to you, now!’’

  ‘’The pain, the pain it’s unbearable!’’

Hassan walked out the hospital men’s washroom wiping his hands. A blonde nurse came running to him.

  ‘’You must see this.’’ She said and he followed the running nurse’s ass.

  He entered a patient room and saw a woman holding a new-born baby in her grasp.

  The nurse was about to leave but Hassan grabbed her shoulder. ‘’Was she angry?’’

  ‘’Yeah she kept crying the pain it’s unbearable and shit.’’ The nurse said then left the family alone.

  Hassan walked to his wife and took the baby in his grasp.

  ‘’It’s a boy.’’ Fathe said.

  Hassan smiled at her then looked at the boy’s disgusting, hideous face.

  ‘’Come to Daddy.’’ The cut-up face said and slashed his dildos at Hassan’s face.

Chapter2

Hassan woke up in his bed soaked in sweat. He was breathing hard. He looked around and realized that it was just a dream so he went back to bed. 

  The bathroom door creaked open a little. Daddy tried to loom over Hassan as a shadow but couldn’t reach him.

  ‘’Wait till I’m stronger kid.’’ Daddy whispered then giggled.

Chapter3

Hassam sat behind his desk in the office. A hot woman and her husband was seated in front of him.

  ‘’Thank you doctor.’’ She said taking his hands in hers. ‘’Now I know everything’ll be alright.’’

  She got up and Hassam’s gaze followed her ass as she walked outside with her spouse. Two muscular men entered the office and took seats in front of the desk.

  ‘’Hey this practice is only offered to couples.’’ Hassam reminded.

  ‘’We know can’t ya see we’re a gay couple?’’ One of them said.

  They wore leather T-shirts and jeans and looked like motorcyclists.

  Hassam gulped. ‘’Well then both of you show me your right palms.’’

  They extended their extra-large hands on the table.

  ‘’Well see there’s a cross on your sex line meaning you don’t follow tradition in sexual relations that’s why you’re both gay.’’ He told them.

  ‘’That point we know.’’ The French-bearded one said. 

  ‘’Move to the point which says how our married life will be,’’ The clean-shaven one told them.

  ‘’Hmm, you guys will gave a good marital life on there is a star on the marriage line.’’

  ‘’Good now tell us how our sex life will be.’’ The guy with the French beard said.

  ‘’I’m afraid that’s too out of balance. You know too disgusting!’’

  Both of them got up and pulled down their leather pants.

  ‘’Read our cock lines or suck them.’’ The clean-shaven guy said.

  ‘’I-I-‘’

  Without warning they drove their ferocious dicks into Hassam’s wide open mouth.

Hassam woke up bathed in perspiration. 

  Just a dream, he thought and fell back to sleep. From the slightly open bathroom door Daddy laughed quietly.

Chapter4

‘’Dude I had this weird dream last night.’’ Hassan told his friend Hassam.

  ‘’Was it gay?’’

  ‘’What-no. I saw this guy with a cut-up face like you it was cut hundred times while shaving.’’ Hassan explained.

  They were at Obaid’s house waiting for the Kenya vs. Zimbabwe ICC World Cup Final.

  ‘’Hey guys have you heard the news lately?’’ Nada asked.

  ‘’Yeah Shahwath was shit-faced and Mahmud got shit-less.’’ Hassan said.

  ‘’No about the murders happening by a super-large dildo.’’ She told them.

  ‘’Good news!’’ Obaid said busting open the bedroom door. ‘’We got invited to a BBQ party near the junkyard.

  ‘’Who invited us?’’ Hassam asked.

  ‘’Who cares as long as everyone in our class is coming!’’ 

Chapter5

Bilawal and Saimul sat on two king chairs in the middle of a junkyard wearing identical rings on their fingers. They saw a super tall figure walk through the open gates.

  ‘’Mason  Suck-cheese I presume.’’ Bilawal said.

  Mason had a Barney the Dinosaur mask on and a 4 feet dildo razor-aligned in his hand. He looked around the place. Sharp metal blades were dug up into the sand. Between them was an uncovered path that led to Dicksaw.

  Mason walked over to them through the path and fell into a watery hole just inches away from their seats. He tried to get out but it seemed as if his fear wouldn’t let him.

  ‘’’We know what you’re afraid of Suck-cheese.’’ Saimul smirked.

  ‘’You got drowned in a urine-filled toilet by your camp-mates.’’ Bilawal nodded.

  Mason tried to get up but the more he pushed the he was pulled into the urinated hole. Finally, he gave up and began sinking into the liquid depths.

  ‘’He sure got pissed.’’ Bilawal said and they both laughed hysterically.

Chapter6

An hour later…

A large group of teenagers were partying outside the junkyard. They were having BBQs, drinking beer and losing their virginity in tents, twice.

  ‘’Where’s Obaid?’’ Hassam asked Hassan.

  ‘’Probably sleeping.’’ Hassan replied.

  And he was right. Obaid was sleeping on a large ice box containing beers. Hassam walked towards him.

  ‘’Whoa!’’ He backed away as Obaid suddenly got up before he could smack him on the back. ‘’Buddy you gotta cut down on those beers. We all already know you have Pathan power.’’

  He realized Obaid’s eyes were still closed.

  ‘’Is he sleepwalking again?’’ Nada asked standing beside Hassan.

  Obaid took hold of the ice container and started doing doggy style with it.

  ‘’More like sleep-fucking.’’ Hassam commented with a surprised face expression.

  Obaid started slow, then fast, faster and then at lightning speed. A hole opened through the back of his denim jeans and blood started pouring out.

  ‘’I don’t think he’s the one fucking. I think he’s the one getting fucked.’’ Nada said standing behind Hassan and grabbing his shoulders in fright.

  Hassam let go of her grasp and tried to wake him up.

  ‘’Buddy you’re having a wet dream, literally!’’ Hassam told him tried to move him awake. ‘’Get up a-hole!’’

  Nada tried smacking his hips with her hips. She grabbed her ass in pain. ‘’I think he wears an underwear with a metal lock.’’

  Blood was pouring out of his ass like a waterfall now. It was all over the BBQ stands, entering the tents and making the occupants run out naked!

  ‘’Stand back!’’ Hassan told his two friends as he shoved a beer bottle onto Obaid that set fire all over his body.

  Obaid’s eyes opened up and he started screaming like Katie Morgan getting fucked from behind. An ugly man appeared behind him with his hand inside Obaid’s slimy a-hole.

  He took the four mini-dildos out and pointed them to Hassan.

  ‘’I remember you.’’ Daddy said pointing at him.

  ‘’You’re the deformed bastard who fucked Fathe to death.’’ Hassan ran at him.

  Daddy countered Hassan’s punch by shoving the dildos into his mouth. Semen poured out from all the holes in Hassan’s body and he fell on the ground.

  ‘’And that’s how you come inside.’’ Daddy said and laughed hysterically.

  ‘’No!!!’’ Hassan was going to confront Daddy but Nada took hold of his arm.

  ‘’You can’t hurt him. He came inside Hassan and Obaid is Pathan Fried Chicken. Let’s get out of here!’’

Chapter7

Daddy killed every teenager he saw on his way to the junkyard. Nada and Hassan were running holding hands on the uncovered path in the middle of the junkyard.

  Suddenly, Hassan tripped on something,

  ‘’Come on, he’s gaining on us.’’ Nada said trying to help him up.

  ‘’Wait, there’s somebody stuck in here.’’ Hassan said.

  An arm was extended outside a urinated hole. After convincing Nada both of them pulled the person halfway out of the hole.

  Both of them heard the noise of rubber twisting and they turned around to face Daddy blocking the entrance.

  ‘’Daddy’s here.’’ He said holding his dildos close to his face.

  Just as Daddy took a step further, a large object was thrown at him. He barely dodged it and stared at the tall figure near the two now empty chairs with petrified eyes,

  ‘’Oh,no!’’ He gulped. ‘’It’s Suck-cheese.’’

  Mason ran towards Daddy and jumped on him. Daddy reacted with a slam on the ground.

  ‘’I know how to take you out permanently Mason.’’ Daddy said keeping his dildos ready. ‘’I’ve got to aim for that dead heart.’’

  Daddy slashed at Mason’s chest but he moved back and punched his razor-cut balls.

  ‘’Fuck! Hope you never give anybody a hand-job.’’ Daddy snickered in a low voice and squeezed come all over Mason’s mask.

  ‘’Barney the Dinosaur got a facial!’’

  Mason took out his 4-feet dildos from the fate and slapped Daddy’s face with it. He flew and landed on the uncovered path.

  The razors gave him an extra cut on the check. ‘’Do you shave your balls with that thing?’’

  Mason started running towards him again but Daddy came on his boots. He was stuck in semen. When Mason looked up Daddy wasn’t there and he was pushed from behind into the metal blades.

Chapter8

Mason got up unaffected by the stabs. He chased Daddy to the junkyard’s exit. When Mason reached the river-port he saw Daddy pissing in the water at the end of the wooden bridge.

  ‘’Time to go swimming Mason.’’ Daddy said in his mother’s voice looking over his shoulder.

  Mason walked slowly towards him. Daddy turned around and kicked the dildo out of his hand. It fell into the urine-filled river.

  Then Daddy got on top of Mason pushing him to the ground. He began punching him on the face. ‘’I’m gonna make you choke urine boy.’’

  ‘’Hey Daddy.’’ A girl’s voice called.

  Daddy looked up to see Nada and Hassan at the other end of the port. 

  She opened up her shirt and showed her over-sized breasts. ‘’How do ya like these watermelons?’’

  Daddy was distracted so mason plunged him and himself into the urinated river. Hassan and Nada watched as both of them sink inside with bubbles popping up onto the surface.

Aftermath

‘’Glad that’s over.’’ Nada said buttoning her shirt.

  ‘’Could I see those?’’ Hassam asked.

  ‘’Hi there kids.’’ A puppet with a dildo for a nose sitting on a tricycle said in a husky voice. ‘’I’d like to play a game.’’

  ‘’Dicksaw’s puppet!’’ Hassam exclaimed.

  Suddenly, two hands popped out of the river and held onto both of the teenager’s ankles. They tore out their nails on the wooden floorboards as they being dragged into the contaminated river.

  ‘’Who’’ll drown first will die and who’ll be the last will be saved and made our new partner.’’ Bilawal and Saimul’s voices said through the puppet at the same time.

-The End?-