Plot: Detective Sexy must capture Dicksaw once and for all with a new partner. This time the serial killer plants his ingenious traps in a water park.
Intro
The room smelt of Dettol when the teenager woke up. He looked around at the white walls that enclosed him. He looked down to see his pants dropped.
‘’What the fish?’’ He murmured in disbelief.
‘’Hello Mahboob.’’ A familiar voice called. ‘’I’d like to play a game.’’
‘’Oh no it’s you. The Dick. I mean Dicksaw.’’ Mahboob shivered although it was quite hot.
‘’For ages you have irritated your friends by asking them to borrow their printers. Now is the time to look back. Now is the time for redemption.’’
Mahboob tried getting up. He realized he his ankles and arms were bound by strong tape. And that he was sitting on a toilet.
‘’As you have already gotten yourself acquainted with your surroundings. There is a cell-phone in your left hand. No need to dial the police. You can only contact two places. Your friend’s house or Carrefour. Buy printer or die, make your choice.’’ Dicksaw ended his radio transmission.
Mahboob heroically tried calling the fucking police but a message appeared: TOLD YOU SO. He then had to make a choice because the timer read one minute left. Then he did the most stupid thing that he could think of.
‘’Hello?’’
‘’Hi this is Omeir Riaz.’’ The other guy said.
‘’Omeir can you call Carrefour and buy a printer for me?’’
Suddenly, the call disconnected and Mahboob found himself in bitter agony.
‘’So you have made your choice. Your anus and penis-hole have been blocked by metallic stitches. And the drip wire on your arm shows that a lot of carbohydrate and liquid has been shoved into your system…’’ Dicksaw said and the transmission was over.
Mahboob felt a pulsating sensation to shit and urinate at the same time. He tried to control it and shout for help but to no avail. His fasces and yellow liquid were getting stored inside reaching maximum capacity. Then he screamed like a Digital Playground whore until his insides burst out and he had exploded into tit-bits of flesh.
Chapter1
Detective Sexy has her 4-inch heels on as she walked to the crime scene. Her junior investigator was knelt down to the body, or what was left of it.
‘’Fuck! What’s that stench?’’ She blocked her nose with her gloved hand.
‘’Well, a dead body already stinks but add shit and urine to the mix and that produces a Guinness World Record for worst scent.’’ The subordinate said getting up.
‘’This is them. This is Dicksaw’s work.’’ Sexy told him. ‘’So are they closing the water park down?’’
‘’No way, Zardari created it. And his friends’ kids are gonna make a visit tomorrow and they’re not even afraid of D-saw.’’
‘’Maybe I can help.’’ A tall sophisticated-looking guy appeared from behind.
‘’Who are you?’’ Sexy asked.
‘’Oh I’m so sorry I forgot to introduce myself.’’ He took out a pen and signed her visible chest.
She gasped, slapped him and then cuffed him to a commode. ‘’I need back-up here. This psycho pervert was trying to harass me!’’
‘’Sexy he’s not a psycho pervert. Well he is but Nisar Masoom is here to help us with the case.’’ The junior detective informed.
Detective Sexy unwillingly unlocked the handcuffs. ‘’So you’re the writer on the AAW cases.’’
‘’Yeah and I’m here to get a personal close-up of the AAW murders for my next book.’’ He said rubbing his wrist. ‘’And a close-up of your boobs.’’
He did not expect a close-up of her fist…
Chapter2
Mahmud and his dim-witted companions entered Pakistan’s most-famous water resort.
‘’I can’t believe your Dad let us visit the park when a mass murderer’s on the loose.’’ He told Mina, the rich gal.
‘’Duh if he didn’t I’d have told Mom about the mistress.’’ She said with her tongue out.
The other guy slapped her ass. ‘’Let’s get something to eat before we go skinny dipping.’’ Rehan told her and they were off.
Mahmud was left alone with his crush.
‘’So Shahnaz what’s up?’’ He made a one-liner.
‘’The sky. Jesus,’’ she rolled eyes and also left him.
The alone guy saw an electronics store nearby. The man on the counter was wearing sunglasses and a beard that looked super-fake.
‘’Hey how much is that PS2 controller?’’ Mahmud asked.
When Mahmud got the answer he SMS’d his Dad who sent a reply: 70 Rupees. Come home son.
Even the salesperson was laughing at the reply. And behind that fraud persona was actually Saimul.
Detective Sexy and Nisar were outside the gate of Sea-men.
‘’OK seriously why don’t we have any back-up?’’ Nisar asked nervously tapping his gold pen on his balls.
‘’So we don’t draw any undivided attention.’’ She replied. ‘’And another thing, stop staring at my back-up.’’
She skillfully climbed up the gate and landed on the other side. Nisar was too lazy so Sexy threw her jacket as a rope but it only reached till the top of the gate and lay there.
‘’I have a better idea.’’ He whispered and threw a note he had just written over the border.
Sexy took off all her clothing and tied her pink bra and underwear as a rope. Her naked nipples deflecting the hot sunlight rays.
‘’Writer wake up!’’
Nisar woke up from a wet daydream. He realized Sexy had just opened the gate from the inside.
Chapter3
Mahmud was busy finding his crush while licking ice-cream. He saw her ready to take a dive into a transparent spiral slide.
He stood there about 5 minutes and she had still not taken the initiative.
‘’Hey!’’ He called out. ‘’If you’re waiting for Rehan and Mina they’re long gone.’’
Then he realized she was bound by chains at the start of the slide. Crying the hell out of her mascara. Mahmud dropped his cone and ran to the foundation. A hoarse voice stopped him abruptly.
‘’Hello Mahmud.’’ The familiar mockery of a voice said through the close-by park speaker. ‘’I advise you not to take a step further.’’
‘’I can’t believe you’re back. You torturing piece of shit!’’ Mahmud screamed at the speaker.
‘’Hello Shahnaz.’’ The attention button was switched. ‘’I’d like to play a fucking game.’’
‘’Oh come on. She doesn’t even own a console. And a vibrator doesn’t count.’’ Mahmud shrugged.
‘’If this question is not answered correctly your body endure unimaginable pain. Worst than having your virginity lost to Mahmud.’’ Dicksaw explained.
She started weeping.
‘’Now comes the question. Live or die. Make your virginity a choice.’’
Shahnaz struggled with the chains as they were razor-sharp against her bare body carrying only a bikini.
‘’Do you hate Justin Bieber?’’
‘’Nooo!’’ Mahmud shrieked as if he were losing his virginity. ‘’Lie to him Shahnaz. Just don’t say-‘’
‘’No.’’ She interrupted.
The slide was beyond fun. Her chains were automatically released as the slide’s sharp hinges on the bottom side cut her pussy until it became two halves. A blood-filled pool made the hero’s stomach sick.
Chapter4
Detective Sexy and Nisar had also witnessed the scene from another angle. They now saw wet footsteps leading to a trail of either Saimul or Bilawal.
‘’Right let’s get on it.’’ She said and he followed.
Nisar saw an even more bizarre contraction in a dark corner.
‘’Sexy wait!’’ He halted her.
She stopped to follow his gaze.
‘’What’s the hold-up?’’ She asked with confused eyes.
‘’Don’t you see it?’’
She took out her pistol. The darkness was uncanny in the afternoon as she led the way to it. The handgun was aimed straight. And then she saw what he was referring to.
‘’Seriously.’’ She whacked him softly on the head with her metal.
‘’What? Zardari’s definitely up to this. All the electricity of Lahore must be stored in those generators.’’
Mahmud was crying and cursing the birdshit on the ground for the stench as he ran. But it was actually coming from the shit in his pants.
He entered an outside washroom for labor and removed the rest of his excrement. Just as he finished something flew out of the water. It slithered in his hands.
‘’Fuck!’’ He was hysteric before coming to his senses.
The fish was alive but peacefully died due to the lack of water and overdose of Mahmud’s shit. He took out the small note in its mouth.
The ink was blood-red, probably Shahnaz’s blood, and it read: YOUR BEST FRIEND IS NEXT
Mahmud flushed it afterwards with only one graceful thought in his head: I can finally hook up with Mina.
Chapter5
Rehan woke up dazed and confused - the after-effect of drugs. He saw through his blurry visions the ultra-large blade right and left some miles from him.
He was fully naked from his skinny dipping adventure. The water drops ice cold against his feeble skin.
‘’Rehan I’d like to play a game.’’ Dicksaw ultimately started the procedure.
‘’I don’t like to play skinny raping!’’ He coughed out.
‘’For years you have played the charming boyfriend and raped your victims while they were drugged. Now is the time to get a clean slate. Now is the time for redemption.’’
Rehan clung to the wall with an empty natatorium underneath. His wrists and ankles chained featuring him in a cross position. He had no chance of survival except to accept the offer.
‘’Fuck you!’’ Rehan screamed angrily.
‘’I’ll take that as a compliment coming from you.’’ The sadistic voice spoke up. ‘’With your limbs bound and the blade to get moving on a faster rate. You have to scream consistently so that the robot hand on your erect penis can maintain its speed before the finishes it off.’’
‘’Why do I feel like this strap was intended for a female?’’
‘’Well, it was. But then a girl could’ve made it in the end. And I don’t want to make things easier.’’ Dicksaw explained his ingenious plan. ‘’Live or scream like a Digital Playground slut. Make your choice.’’
The blade was arriving at a very swifter speed now. Rehan initiated screaming and his semen was able to thicken around the edges slowing the contraption down. But then a fly entered his mouth clogging his throat.
The mechanical arm stopped and Rehan’s penis was getting cut from the top like a sausage getting ready for hotdog conversion.
His dying thoughts were: Pakistan really to use insect repellent in its theme attractions.
Chapter6
After witnessing his enemy’s dead body Mahmud located Mina. But he was warned again not to get too close.
She was on the side of a pool also stark naked. And if it wasn’t for D-saw’s trap, Mahmud would’ve been drooling all over. Her face was trapped inside a circular metal box. A small ball was on top of her head. She couldn’t move properly as the box was wired to the shade-ceiling.
‘’Hello Mina. I’d like to play a game.’’ D-saw began. ‘’You’ve always had a knack for sucking balls. Making men feel like they had sacks of platinum. This time you will really get the experience. Now is the time for redemption.’’
The metal ball revealed spikes. And Mahmud also saw two mechanical hands attached underneath the box. They were twisters on her giant boobs.
‘’No wonder Rehan told her not to get a boob job.’’ Mahmud sighed shaking his head.
‘’Mahmud help me!’’ She shrieked.
‘’He himself is helpless.’’ Dicksaw remarked with an evil laugh. ‘’If you do not continuously lick the metal ball for 30 seconds the twisters will roll your nipples to kingdom come. Tongue or breasts. Make your choice.’’
She knew she had to make her choice. And she always wanted o become a mother and breast-feed.
The timer started and she licked the ball. It rotated cutting her tongue everywhere but she did not stop.
Mahmud was fascinated by her courage of saving her fake boobies.
‘’I’ll e-mail this to you in Blu-ray if you like.’’ Dicksaw whispered to him through the speakers.
The timer logged off and Mina was released and slid to the water basin. Mahmud had to swim her out and lose 10 pounds in the feat.
Chapter7
Mahmud had wrapped Mina in a towel and they sat on a bench near the basin. Suddenly, two figures emerged from the shadows.
The hero got up, removed his T-shirt and bumped one of them with his gigantic tummy though he survived getting thrown into the water. Next thing Mahmud did was touch the marble floor with his face as he was handcuffed.
‘’Since when do Dicksaw’s people handcuff people?’’ He murmured.
‘’We’re not Dicksaw.’’ Sexy got him settled on the bench again. ‘’But are you?’’
‘’Nah he’s the last victim of Dicksaw.’’ Nisar got up dusting his shirt off. ‘’And that must be his high school crush.’’
‘’Who brought the AAW murders biographer along?’’ Mahmud smiled in disbelief as Sexy freed him.
She then checked on Mina. ‘’Are you okay honey?’’’
‘’Uh she can’t talk right now.’’ Mahmud intervened.
‘’She on drugs or come?’’ Nisar asked curiously holding a notepad.
Detective Sexy stood up. ‘’Whatever, I’m sure Dicksaw is close by and I’m gonna follow these fresh prints. You three go to the gate and get her to the ambulance parked out. I alerted back-up discreetly some minutes ago.’’
They agreed and were halfway to the gate when all of a sudden Nisar felt a loss of presence from behind. He noticed a big hole in the ground and Mahmud sinking in some sort of gooey substance.
‘’Pew!’’ Nisar held his nose. ‘’Smells like shit.’’
‘’It is shit Mr. Writer.’’ Dicksaw was clearly heard.
‘’So we finally meet not so face-to-face.’’ Nisar smiled.
‘’You fucking idiot help him out!’’ Mina blurted out through her slashed tongue.
The substance turned out to be horse excrement and Mahmud was sinking fast. His head was too far away to reach.
‘’Stay right there.’’ Nisar told him running to gate.
‘’It doesn’t seem that I’ll be somewhere else quite soon.’’ Mahmud talked to himself.
Nisar came just in time to see Mahmud up to his nose in animal-shit, literally!
He threw Sexy’s jacket and arm emerged from the depth. Mahmud grabbed on and was safely pulled to his feet.
‘’Haha. You may have won the battle Mr. Masoom. Yet the war Is not over.’’ Dicksaw alerted. ‘’Let’s see if you get here on time to save your precious investigator.’’
Nisar told the other two to head for safety. And not let the cops enter Sea-men until they saw either him or Sexy at the gate. It was night-time now.
Chapter8
Nisar followed the footsteps to an abandoned bar. He opened the door and it made a shrill noise. Lights went on automatically.
A thin man was on the counter bottle in hand. Nisar took a seat next to him. ‘’That alcoholic?’’
Saimul, still dressed in fraud, showed him the Barbican logo.
‘’I don’t know who you are but I’ve found you.’’ Nisar said pointing fingers like a trigger.
‘’Oh please save those lines for your novels.’’ Saimul sighed. ‘’So wanna have sex with Sexy?’’
‘’Definitely,’’
He handed him the bottle and motioned to sip. After a long gulp Nisar was on the floor out cold.
He woke up with a 42-inch LG TV in front of him. He realized the 3-D glasses on his face.
‘’What the fuck?’’
The TV screen turned on. Dicksaw’s puppet with the dildo nose appeared. ‘’Hello Masoom. I’d like to play a game.’’
‘’It’s okay as long as it’s on the PS3.’’ Nisar said and was shocked to see the PS3 start-up screen appeared.
A pop-up was displayed showing Detective Sexy bound and gagged on top a wall with a water tank 20 feet under.
‘’Seriously why does every trap have to be connected to a pool?’’ Nisar questioned annoyingly.
‘’With the controller in your grasp you must defeat Isaac Frost in under 4 rounds.’’ Dicksaw explained the challenge.
‘’Easy I’ll just take Muhammad Ali and-‘’
‘’With Butterbean.’’
‘’WTF!’’
Butterbean was the worst ranked fighter in the history of Fight Night.
‘’That’s not fair.’’ Nisar remarked.
‘’Who said life is?’’
Dicksaw’s puppet vanished and the match begun. Butterbean was 6-10 in the first round.
Now that’s boxing rape, Nisar thought rubbing sweaty hands by his sides.
In round 2, Butterbean was bleeding from the eye, cheek, nose and belly button.
Now that’s really realistic, he thought again.
In the final meeting Frost was so tired that BB knocked him out 4 times.
‘’It’s like Hassam’s playing against me.’’
Then he was bewildered at the last minute when Frost gave a low-blow. In the last 10 seconds a head-butt when in the last micro-second another low-blow of excruciating pain. Nisar raised his hand in victory.
But his joy was short-lasting as Sexy was shoved into the wet abyss.
‘’Hey we had a deal!’’ Nisar screamed at the puppet.
‘’Yes, you had to defeat Frost. He got disqualified. Now the Detective will die from flaming semen.’’
Siamul and Bilawal’s laughter was audible in the background.
‘’You piece of shits!’’ Nisar took out the blade in his gold pen and pushed it into the LCD screen mistakenly getting shocked in the process.
Aftermath
Mahmud had found the main room after leaving Mina to the paramedics. He opened the door to find servers busted and a bulb flicking on and off.
Two computer chairs were on the far end. Mahmud balled his fists as he spun them around. Bilawal and Saimul had their eyes wide open and balls slit.
‘’No way. Only a mastermind could’ve killed you two that easily.’’ Mahmud whispered in horror.
He turned around to face a familiar face in the AAW series.
‘’This can’t be happening. You’re supposed to be dead.’’ Mahmud backed up like a frightened kitty cat.
‘’I’m not.’’ Shahwath said with an evil grin putting on an oxygen mask.
He opened up a laptop in his grasp and its display shone brightly over Mahmud. He was sucked into the light.
-The End?-
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