Parody of 127 Hours directed by Danny Boyle and starring James Franco.
PLOT
Arshad always liked drinking water now it's time he gets a taste of real water, toilet water to be exact, when his foot gets stuck inside the commode!
CHAPTER 1
Arshad received a call just as he got up from the sofa. It was his irritating girlfriend. Arshad immediately put it down.
She always calls when I have to take a shit, Arshad thought.
He put the cell down on the small center table and walked to the washroom.
He should’ve just received the call!
CHAPTER 2
After briefly SHITTING, Arshad got up and felt something drop off his neck. It was a locket with the signature of Bangladeshi captain Shakib Al HASSAN's signature on it, even though they did 58/10 and made his country proud. The locket had fallen into the toilet.
He knew how to get it. He saw a movie named 127 Hours last night. In one scene the hero used a stick with his foot to get a knife. So Arshadl used his toothbrush with his foot and lowered it to the toilet trying to lift the locket. Suddenly his back foot slipped and his foot got stuck inside the commode!
''Oh no!'' Arshadl gasped.
He tired to pull his leg away. No use. He pulled his leg back with both his hands now. Again no use.
I just watched this stupid movie last night and now my foot is stuck. I'm gonna sue the director, Arshadl thought.
He reached for the mobile phone in his jeans, he remembered it was on the center table in the lounge. He tried calling from the washroom for somebody to hear it in the other apartments. But then he remembered that his washroom was soundproof because of the masturbating incident that happened 9 months ago.
Finally he felt something in his pockets, but it wasn't a cell or a condom, but a medium-sized kitchen knife. He carried it around if his girlfriend would get ah, out of hand.
But he was scared of cutting his leg. He had no problem cutting his right arm off, like in the movie as he was a left-arm bowler. The other annoying thing was he couldn't put on his jeans as his leg was stuck in the toilet.
After some moments he checked his watch, he was feeling thirsty as he hadn't drunk anything all morning. It was 7 30 in the morning, only 30 minutes had passed. Suddenly, flashes of the past came rushing into his mind. He remembered that one day when his parents told him to visit a house to attain the family's daughter for marriage, he didn't know who the daughter was so he fucked the mother instead. The second time his parents went with him but he had earphones on so he couldn't hear anything, and this time he fucked the maid.
That was it. He had to drink. So he placed a hand in front of his dick. The urine flowed on top it. He reached for his mouth but then the urine had flown off. So he patted his head hard and the hand stuck there because of the urine. So with his bowling arm stuck he didn't know what to do.
CHAPTER 3
15 minuted had passed. He pressed the sharp knife against his leg and then it cut.
''MAA KI!'' He screamed.
Another memory flashed into his mind. It was of last year. His first night with his girlfriend.
'' I love your legs.'' She had said.
''Why?'' He asked.
''Because they had no hair on it. My previous boyfriend was like a fucking bear.''
That memory made him cry. He was fucked up, so was his foot. Lucky thing he had flushed his shit.
After a while he check his watch, 1 hour and 27 minutes had passed. He couldn't survive any longer. He was thirsty and he couldn't urinate. So he decided the ultimate decision. To cut off his fucking leg. Which in the movie could've happened earlier.
So he placed the knife on his leg and started chopping it. It was almost cut.
''TERI MAA KI. CUT HO JA. KUTTAI KI TAANG.''
Suddenly, the bathroom door opened. He turned around and his girlfriend screamed.
''Glad you're here I was almost going to cut off my hairless leg.'' Arshad said.
''Arshad you..''
''You what?''
''You cut off your dick instead!''
And so he did when he raised his knife when his girlfriend arrived. So now he lives as a dickless man with a scarred leg. But did Danny Boyle direct his story, no! Maybe because he was busy watching the ICC World Cup.
-The End?-
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